Hi. I’m Melanie.

I have accomplished 3 things.

1. I’m ranked Gold in League of Legends.

2. I signed a contract which guarantees that I get to have a LAN-slumber party almost every day with a really cool dude.

3. I have a BA in Renaissance Man (aka Humanities aka Writing & Psychology & History & Eastern Religion aka IDOWHATIWANT aka I can’t find a stable full time job aka DONTTELLMEWHATTODO aka ILLNEVERCONTRIBUTEANYTHINGUSEFULTOSOCIETYQQ aka Everything is fine).

I don’t know what else.